Tell them stories.

Hi
I'm Maddy
17
Straight but not narrow
Republicans for Voldemort
ATHEIST
I shudder to think how people think of California girls now that Katy Perry has made her song
Dave Matthews, Coldplay, Tool, System of a Down, My Chemical Romance, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, anything from Sweeney Todd XD
I like musicals and anything Japanese (minus tentacle porn) :3
I'm a gymnast (No, I will not do the splits for you)
You spell something wrong and I'll kill you
I'm Jewish

My blog consists mainly of things I find funny and pictures of pretty things with OCCASIONAL depressing quotes.
Otherwise, I make annoyingly long text posts that I'm not sure anyone even reads about my life and other crap.

Stay strong, wise, and happy, love <3

9th May 2013 | 17,881 notes

merlinsearsarethetardis:

throwitoffabuilding:

bethecastomydean:

throwitoffabuilding:

bethecastomydean:

I’M SORRY PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!

I FUCKING HATE THESE I’M CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG

I’\M IN TEARS AND I MADE THEM!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? IT HURTS SO MUCH

OMG THE SHERLOCK ONE OMG EVERYONE OF THEM WHYYYYYYYY

Wahhhh the Fred and George one and the Captain America one 3333’:

(via mad-matilda)

9th May 2013 | 43,039 notes

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

(via tragicallymagically)

9th May 2013 | 23,898 notes

renancu:

gas-station-disco:

is that taylor swift

yes

gas-station-disco:

is that taylor swift

yes

(via tragicallymagically)

9th May 2013 | 16,415 notes

aimeetron:

captaincorbie:

kahtiihma:

dorodraws:

Genderbent Little Mermaid
Genderbends are fun =w=

shriek

oh heavens this is cute

OH MY GOD. THE PINK OUTFIT. THE PINK OUTFIT.

captaincorbie:

kahtiihma:

dorodraws:

Genderbent Little Mermaid

Genderbends are fun =w=

shriek

oh heavens this is cute

OH MY GOD. THE PINK OUTFIT. THE PINK OUTFIT.

(via ahnithefirst)

9th May 2013 | 23,310 notes

(via singtillweseethesun)

9th May 2013 | 1,258 notes

OMIGOD

OMIGOD

(Source: makemestfu, via complicationsofsurvival)

9th May 2013 | 93,457 notes

Huskies make the best faces

(via complicationsofsurvival)

9th May 2013 | 62,654 notes

(Source: crunkaholics, via ilmwap)

9th May 2013 | 198,279 notes

(via ilmwap)

9th May 2013 | 306,945 notes

(Source: sexandteenspirit, via ilmwap)

9th May 2013 | 4,203 notes

finalellipsis:

ditto

ditto

(Source: explosm.net, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

9th May 2013 | 802 notes

(Source: danielodowd, via apeacedreamer)

9th May 2013 | 26,510 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(via tragicallymagically)

9th May 2013 | 99,801 notes

fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being

(via tragicallymagically)

29th Apr 2013 | 13,046 notes

How can yeh have any pudding if yeh don’t eat yeh meat!

(Source: mensfrightsactivist, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)